Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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