Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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