Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We are all done wearing pants today
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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