is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
As shirtless as possible
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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