I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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