And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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