lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Even my vagina gasped.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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