Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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