i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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