Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
accomplished twins. life is a go
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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