he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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