She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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