so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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