How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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