just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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