we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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