do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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