Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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