i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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