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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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