Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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