It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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