There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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