It was confusing and full of hummus
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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