Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize