school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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