i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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