I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You don't make any sense
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