i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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