PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
bring money and cleavage
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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