Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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