white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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