Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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