just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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