return my video game
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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