it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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