Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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