no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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