And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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