I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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