ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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