sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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