he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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