this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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