i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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