I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
How naked do you want me to be?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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