Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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