you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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