She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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