Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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