last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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