You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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