Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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