I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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