I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if only i could text you this smell
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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