You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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