This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
there is puke in my bra ... again
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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