if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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